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“I would never sleep with you even if you were the last man on earth!” - Ladies usually say this during the process of rejecting a man’s courtship…
This week I will invert the normal, logical, order of any text by concluding first: it’s rubbish; it is all rubbish! Ladies should take heed of what they tell men when declining their offer, cause they never know when the Universe will make them swallow their own words…
Jane and T
Jane was an educated young lady. One day she decided to go on an exploratory trip to Africa; but she didn’t expect her plane to crash. When she opened her eyes she found herself all alone in the middle of the jungle. She was afraid…what if nobody would ever find her? She starts thinking about her warm king-size bed, the shampoos and conditioners she left behind, the depilation wax, Internet…she’s in the middle of her thoughts when suddenly a tall, hairy man (who seemed to have never bathed in his life), speaking the language of apes scared the bloody hell out of her. He felt like he needed to protect her; his mate (the Prince ape) told him that she looked like him (she should mother his offspring).
Weeks go by and as crazy as it may seem Jane fell in love with the man she named Tarzan, after making him go through the endearing experience of cutting his toe nails for the very first time in his life…they had kids. If Jane were back home and came across Tarzan (a hairy individual proficient in the language of apes), and he’d feel the need to protect her…what would her words be (even though he wouldn’t get them)? “I would never sleep with you even if you were the last man on earth!”…. Yet in the jungle…
Phoebe & Chucky
Four accountants are scheduled to fly from Los Angeles to S. Paulo to audit the Brazilian branch of the company they work for.
When entering the private jet Phoebe realises that inside are Jeff (her buddy), Paul (her cousin) and Chuck (a short, chubby, ugly, squinted eyed, red-haired guy who always threw himself all over her); she rolls her eyes and sits next to Chucky Boy. As the plane takes off, he starts throwing his usual lines at her (all so near her left ear). In a low tone of voice she retorts, “Listen, Chuck; why don’t you quit, huh? You and I will never happen…I’d never sleep with you even if you were the last man on earth! We are not compatible!” squinted eyes looks deeply into her eyes and cuts the air with a sharp laughter “we’ll see, doll; if I were you I wouldn’t bet all my chips on it!”
Flying over the Amazon forest the jet starts having problems…the engines stop…the plane is going down so fast that nobody has time to do whatsoever…the plane crashes in the heart of the jungle.
Phoebe opens her eyes and starts calling for her cousin and buddy to see if they’re all right “I’m fine, doll! Thanks for asking!”…She rolls her eyes [“I can’t believe this!”]. Next day she wakes up and sees a shelter, a campfire and Chuck working on some herbs with a dead animal next to him. Phoebe observes Chucky boy, her surroundings, and realises how virile he is…weeks go by and she feels more and more attracted to the man who is more than an ugly and boring accountant: he is also a survivor! She can’t control her yearn for him any longer so she makes a move at Chuck…and touch down!
When an Indian tribe finds them, Phoebe is bearing Chuck’s child…Now, in Los Angeles, where beautiful and hot men abound, Charles is nothing but an ugly duck; but in the middle of nowhere he’s the man most women are looking for…
This week I will invert the normal, logical, order of any text by concluding first: it’s rubbish; it is all rubbish! Ladies should take heed of what they tell men when declining their offer, cause they never know when the Universe will make them swallow their own words…
Jane and T
Jane was an educated young lady. One day she decided to go on an exploratory trip to Africa; but she didn’t expect her plane to crash. When she opened her eyes she found herself all alone in the middle of the jungle. She was afraid…what if nobody would ever find her? She starts thinking about her warm king-size bed, the shampoos and conditioners she left behind, the depilation wax, Internet…she’s in the middle of her thoughts when suddenly a tall, hairy man (who seemed to have never bathed in his life), speaking the language of apes scared the bloody hell out of her. He felt like he needed to protect her; his mate (the Prince ape) told him that she looked like him (she should mother his offspring).
Weeks go by and as crazy as it may seem Jane fell in love with the man she named Tarzan, after making him go through the endearing experience of cutting his toe nails for the very first time in his life…they had kids. If Jane were back home and came across Tarzan (a hairy individual proficient in the language of apes), and he’d feel the need to protect her…what would her words be (even though he wouldn’t get them)? “I would never sleep with you even if you were the last man on earth!”…. Yet in the jungle…
Phoebe & Chucky
Four accountants are scheduled to fly from Los Angeles to S. Paulo to audit the Brazilian branch of the company they work for.
When entering the private jet Phoebe realises that inside are Jeff (her buddy), Paul (her cousin) and Chuck (a short, chubby, ugly, squinted eyed, red-haired guy who always threw himself all over her); she rolls her eyes and sits next to Chucky Boy. As the plane takes off, he starts throwing his usual lines at her (all so near her left ear). In a low tone of voice she retorts, “Listen, Chuck; why don’t you quit, huh? You and I will never happen…I’d never sleep with you even if you were the last man on earth! We are not compatible!” squinted eyes looks deeply into her eyes and cuts the air with a sharp laughter “we’ll see, doll; if I were you I wouldn’t bet all my chips on it!”
Flying over the Amazon forest the jet starts having problems…the engines stop…the plane is going down so fast that nobody has time to do whatsoever…the plane crashes in the heart of the jungle.
Phoebe opens her eyes and starts calling for her cousin and buddy to see if they’re all right “I’m fine, doll! Thanks for asking!”…She rolls her eyes [“I can’t believe this!”]. Next day she wakes up and sees a shelter, a campfire and Chuck working on some herbs with a dead animal next to him. Phoebe observes Chucky boy, her surroundings, and realises how virile he is…weeks go by and she feels more and more attracted to the man who is more than an ugly and boring accountant: he is also a survivor! She can’t control her yearn for him any longer so she makes a move at Chuck…and touch down!
When an Indian tribe finds them, Phoebe is bearing Chuck’s child…Now, in Los Angeles, where beautiful and hot men abound, Charles is nothing but an ugly duck; but in the middle of nowhere he’s the man most women are looking for…
Image: "Francis Bacon, 1952" by Lucien Freud
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I believe love and attraction are a choice. Science has proven that a person can be conditioned to be attracted to anything. Maybe the reason that Chuck is so attractive in the Amazon forest is because "society" isn't there to disapprove of him.
ReplyDeleteHey D!
ReplyDelete"I believe love and attraction are a choice. Science has proven that a person can be conditioned to be attracted to anything." - karmic relationships could be another reason why some people feel attracted to people one would never expect them too.
"Maybe the reason that Chuck is so attractive in the Amazon forest is because "society" isn't there to disapprove of him." - indeed, it may be one of the reasons, yes. It could also be added that Phoebe isn't distracted by a shallow society that perhaps imposes a certain concept of beauty and finally had the courage to admit what she knew all along...
Delirious, thank you so much for your comment; it is always a pleasure to exchange ideas with you :).
Cheers
Max,
ReplyDelete"This week I will invert the normal, logical, order of any text by concluding first: it’s rubbish; it is all rubbish! Ladies should take heed of what they tell men when declining their offer, cause they never know when the Universe will make them swallow their own words…"
Is this a sexual reference? ;D
"She starts thinking about her warm king-size bed, the shampoos and conditioners she left behind, the depilation wax, Internet"
That's so me.
"…she’s in the middle of her thoughts when suddenly a tall, hairy man (who seemed to have never bathed in his life), speaking the language of apes scared the bloody hell out of her."
ROFL. (tears of laughter) She probably really thought of her hair removal cream then.
"...after making him go through the endearing experience of cutting his toe nails for the very first time in his life…they had kids."
Thank God she made him cut them. She could have been mutilated with those toe nails.
Are you saying that Jane had jungle fever? I agree, she wouldn't have given him a second look if she saw him in her environment (as he was initially). However after a shave, a haircut, a Hugo Boss suit a little HM cologne and a single stem rose in his hand, he may have been irresistible?
This story has so many complexities. We are initially attracted to someone because of their looks, but when we get to know them they may turn out to be selfish and vain creatures who only care about the mirror. On the other hand, men like Chuck have to work harder to catch a woman's eye. He has to crash land and prove his other qualities. He offers security and wherewithal, while the handsome man with the dynamite smile and six pack perishes under the harsh conditions because he can't survive without his hair gel and moisturizer.
I find that women don't mind looks as much as men mind the looks of their women. For many men equate beauty with physical attraction - woman equate beauty with wallet attraction.
Btw, are Chuck and Chucky one in the same? They both have red hair.
One thing is for sure, it's a jungle out there.
Great post my dear.
Tarzan & Jane Cheers
Hi Max;
ReplyDeleteFelicitations on your fascinating adventure into gender politics as only you can do my dear friend…
Amazing choice of artwork for this adventure….
You open with….
“I would never sleep with you even if you were the last man on earth!”
Ladies usually say this during the process of rejecting a man’s courtship…
I respond with….
Oh my…. LOL
A lady says this to a man, not a gentleman? Not a woman…? Curious setting for our adventure…. I’m hooked…
You continue….
This week I will invert the normal, logical, order of any text by concluding first: it’s rubbish; it is all rubbish! Ladies should take heed of what they tell men when declining their offer, cause they never know when the Universe will make them swallow their own words…
I rejoin from my reconnaissance….
Vanity of vanities it is just spitting in the wind….
Ah desperation seeks magnetization….
The “Universe”…..hmmmm :) Perhaps you mean circumstances…
The saga flows into exploration of Africa….
Jane was an educated young lady. One day she decided to go on an exploratory trip to Africa; but she didn’t expect her plain to crash. When she opened her eyes she found herself all alone in the middle of the jungle. She was afraid…what if nobody would ever find her? She starts thinking about her warm king-size bed, the shampoos and conditioners she left behind, the depilation wax, Internet…she’s in the middle of her thoughts when suddenly a tall, hairy man (who seemed to have never bathed in his life), speaking the language of apes scared the bloody hell out of her. He felt like he needed to protect her; his mate (the Prince ape) told him that she looked like him (she should mother his offspring). Weeks go by and as crazy as it may seem Jane fell in love with the man she named Tarzan, after making him go through the endearing experience of cutting his toe nails for the very first time in his life…they had kids.
I reply….
Jane Jane… how many times have I told you never fly without your depilation wax….silly Jane…
Nothing wrong with a man being hairy, nope nothing….. I believe Tarzan did bath in the rivers and lakes….Its good that he scared “the bloody hell out of her” nobody should have “bloody hell” in them :) ….. Tarzan’s boy buddy the Prince ape clearly must have bad eyesight or is playing games by titillating Tarzan by declaring that hairy unbathed Tarzan looked like educated young Jane the plane crash victim….of course without her depilation wax…this would make a great ad…. By the way I have ALL the Planet of the Apes DVD’s and the apes of course speak English dear….unless they are getting their bikini lines waxed then they speak Sailor….She cut his nails, did she have clippers with her, that is preposterous, she could never get that in her carry on luggage…so far this was all believable but you have now stretched credulity…And the family comes on at warp speed, of course cutting nails does enhance these effects….
Your story continues….
If Jane were back home and came across Tarzan (a hairy individual proficient in the language of apes), and he’d feel the need to protect her…what would her words be (even though he wouldn’t get them)? “I would never sleep with you even if you were the last man on earth!”…. Yet in the jungle…
My examination digs further into the story….
I have seen many many educated young Jane’s in my time and they often fall for those like Tarzan…..One minute they loath the guy the next they are cutting his nails….This must have been on Oprah….
Your adventure in dating propounds….
Four accountants are scheduled to fly from Los Angeles to S. Paulo to audit the Brazilian branch of the company they work for.
When entering the private jet Phoebe realises that inside are Jeff (her buddy), Paul (her cousin) and Chuck (a short, chubby, ugly, squinted eyed, red-haired guy who always threw himself all over her); she rolls her eyes and sits next to Chucky Boy. As the plane takes off, he starts throwing his usual lines at her (all so near her left ear). In a low tone of voice she retorts, “Listen, Chuck; why don’t you quit, huh? You and I will never happen…I’d never sleep with you even if you were the last man on earth! We are not compatible!” squinted eyes looks deeply into her eyes and cuts the air with a sharp laughter “we’ll see, doll; if I were you I wouldn’t bet all my chips on it!”
The veteran of the dating wars responds….
Some would say who cares they where just accountants! I of course being a sensitive gentleman would never say such a thing….(Are the Four in the black or in the red? Can you write off a plane crash?) …Obviously the Brazilian branch had something to cover up….You know I love the name Phoebe, we have friends that just had a daughter and they named her Phoebe and most people don’t seem to like the name but I like it….Paul is also a great name….:) Have you been watching those Chucky movies? (Chucky the doll calling her “doll” fantastic! LOL) Hmmm they seem far to interesting to be…. Never mind….
You throw more characters into a jungle….
Flying over the Amazon forest the jet starts having problems…the engines stop…the plane is going down so fast that nobody has time to do whatsoever…the plane crashes in the heart of the jungle.
Phoebe opens her eyes and starts calling for her cousin and buddy to see if they’re all right “I’m fine, doll! Thanks for asking!”…She rolls her eyes [“I can’t believe this!”]. Next day she wakes up and sees a shelter, a campfire and Chuck working on some herbs with a dead animal next to him. Phoebe observes Chucky boy, her surroundings, and realises how virile he is…weeks go by and she feels more and more attracted to the man who is more than an ugly and boring accountant: he is also a survivor! She can’t control her yearn for him any longer so she makes a move at Chuck…and touch down!
When an Indian tribe finds them, Phoebe is bearing Chuck’s child…
Now, in Los Angeles, where beautiful and hot men abound, Charles is nothing but an ugly duck; but in the middle of nowhere he’s the man most women are looking for…
I garden my way thru this text….
A moment of silence for the damaged trees please…..
……
Ok now where were we?.... I have a friend who’s dog is named “Buddy”…This scene brought to you by Survivor!!!!! LOL The plane must have hit the dead animal, probably something endangered…herbs, dead animal and jungle =virile (probably more like viral, LOL)….Takes more than that to make a man Aquaman or Ironman! LOL He is more than an ugly, viral and boring accountant? LOL All those guys trying all kinds of weird ways of attracting women and it just takes herbs and a dead animal!!!! (Do they have to roll around in it?) That’s what has always worked for me…. Poor girl not being able to control her yearning, she may have been knocked senseless by the plane crash… (Actually that works in both scenarios)… Was the dead animal a duck? Poor Prince Charles married to a bird (ugly duck) like Phoebe....
When in dire straights survival takes over, after al Survivor is ALL about relationships, with all the falling in love, nail clipping and yearning this would make a good Hollywood movie….
Max dear you never tell us what the gals look like etc.…perhaps the guys are just right for them…. ;)
A Survivor article Tour de force!!!!!! I can only imagine what people would be typing into Google!!!!
….And a chant is swept up by the wind in the stadium….
Maximus! Maximus! Maximus!
Max;
ReplyDelete“karmic relationships”
LOL LOL LOL LOL
Nice historical contrast. In the process, you made me glad that I am married.
ReplyDeleteAlexys, Hello!
ReplyDelete"Is this a sexual reference? ;D" - LOL LOL LOL that was a good one lol *nodding*....
"That's so me." - lol this one is so many women lol :)...
"ROFL. (tears of laughter) She probably really thought of her hair removal cream then." - LOL I confess that even I laughed like crazy as I wrote this part *nodding*...LOL LOL her hair removal cream would've been useful, indeed LOL..
"Thank God she made him cut them. She could have been mutilated with those toe nails." - LOL can you imagine Tarzan brushing his feet against her legs with his long nails? When her hair removal cream stock would finish, she could use his nails as a razor LOL...
"Are you saying that Jane had jungle fever? I agree, she wouldn't have given him a second look if she saw him in her environment (as he was initially)." - she had hormone fever, no doubt about that...
"However after a shave, a haircut, a Hugo Boss suit a little HM cologne and a single stem rose in his hand, he may have been irresistible?" - I love Hugo Boss suits, although I prefer Armani's. But anyway, most men look good in a suit; however if their soul isn't good and their brain is smaller than a pea, there is no designer suit that can make me want to check them out..."yet in the jungle" LOL...
"This story has so many complexities.We are initially attracted to someone because of their looks, but when we get to know them they may turn out to be selfish and vain creatures who only care about the mirror." - indeed, it is a complex story (under the humourous parts). I totally hear you on this one. It is so sad when that happens: you look at a man who looks quite "delicious" [lol] and once you get to know him...he reveals himself to be such a disappointment (his conversation is shallow, he thinks he is more good looking than you, and after looking at him for a while you realise he is androgenous) *nodding*.
"On the other hand, men like Chuck have to work harder to catch a woman's eye. He has to crash land and prove his other qualities. He offers security and wherewithal, while the handsome man with the dynamite smile and six pack perishes under the harsh conditions because he can't survive without his hair gel and moisturizer." - Chuck is that typical ugly yet rather interesting man. You got him right: he offers security and wherewithal. LOL LOL yeah, metrosexuals don't last under harsh conditions, God forbid that they would run out of hair gel and moisturizer lol...
"I find that women don't mind looks as much as men mind the looks of their women. For many men equate beauty with physical attraction - woman equate beauty with wallet attraction." - I agree that women do not look for physical beauty in men (there are so many factors of selection for them). Wallet attraction? LOL LOL I liked this one LOL...
"Btw, are Chuck and Chucky one in the same? They both have red hair." - LOL LOL I confess I thought of Chucky, but no..Chuck is sweeter than Chucky.
"One thing is for sure, it's a jungle out there." - The best line ever in "Maude", did you watch that sitcom (in the 80's)? She used to tell her husband "Walter, it's a jungle out there!" lol....
"Great post my dear." - thank you so much, darling *bowing*!
And I would like to thank you for this awesome comment; it was quite entertaining ;D!
Hugo Boss Cheers
Max,
ReplyDelete"...can you imagine Tarzan brushing his feet against her legs with his long nails? When her hair removal cream stock would finish, she could use his nails as a razor LOL..."
Indeed. She would have also has a stock of band-aids and gauze pads in her night stand drawer.
"...she had hormone fever, no doubt about that..."
Did you know that when women are ovulating that they are more amorous?
"...most men look good in a suit; however if their soul isn't good and their brain is smaller than a pea, there is no designer suit that can make me want to check them out..."yet in the jungle" LOL.."
I agree.
"...you look at a man who looks quite "delicious" [lol] and once you get to know him...he reveals himself to be such a disappointment (his conversation is shallow, he thinks he is more good looking than you, and after looking at him for a while you realise he is androgenous)."
Oh, I despise shallowness and poor conversation skills.
"...metrosexuals don't last under harsh conditions, God forbid that they would run out of hair gel and moisturizer lol..."
What's up with that whole metrosexual movement? Men are so confused. Do they want to be women or men? Pick a team and play.
"One thing is for sure, it's a jungle out there." - The best line ever in "Maude", did you watch that sitcom (in the 80's)? She used to tell her husband "Walter, it's a jungle out there!" lol....
I did watch Maude. Bea Arthur was so scary. Almost like a drag queen.
Brioni Cheers
Lol, Max, I'm so glad I'm already married as well, games people play.
ReplyDeleteHey Max, great post as always, and great points. It just tells you a lot how much we are attracted to the material or look of people, instead who they really are and don't give a time to get to know them. Chuck may have acted like that because surroundings thought him to do that, but deep down he is who he is. Today, we underestimate lot of things about others, we get to know someone - let say for two weeks and we think we know them, we choose to hang around popular individuals and later to find out its all fake, we ignore those who are almost invisible, and yet to find how nice these people are. Its all us, that is why sometimes, we have to take time and let time tell, or take off the shield. I would like to say too we need to open our eyes more, but I think we need to clean what obstructing our eyes more so we can see better. You know Max, the blogging is a good learning experience, to get to know people not by their look or their talks, because through blogging they can only write so much, there is no sound, there is no voice, just plain black on white words that actually can tell us a lot about the person. Thanks Max for bringing this interesting point again, Anna :)
ReplyDeleteHello LS!
ReplyDelete"Felicitations on your fascinating adventure into gender politics as only you can do my dear friend…" - thank you so much *bowing*! I am overwhelmed by your kind words, my friend :D!
"Amazing choice of artwork for this adventure…." - I am a great fan of Lucien Freud :)....
"Oh my…. LOL A lady says this to a man, not a gentleman? Not a woman…? Curious setting for our adventure…. I’m hooked…" - LOL LOL LOL a gentleman is patient enough to get his prey, so that he won't ever hear "I would never sleep with you, even if..." LOL. When a lady is being a woman she doesn't say this type of sentences...know what I'm saying?
"I rejoin from my reconnaissance….Vanity of vanities it is just spitting in the wind…." - indeed, indeed...
"Ah desperation seeks magnetization….The “Universe”…..hmmmm :) Perhaps you mean circumstances…" - LOL no, I mean Universe...and I know you know what I claim to know LOL LOL....:)
"The saga flows into exploration of Africa…." - LOL nice wording, LS..."me likes it" lol...
"Jane Jane… how many times have I told you never fly without your depilation wax….silly Jane…" - LOL LOL LOL LOL LS, when one goes into the jungle one doesn't take the depilation wax, one takes the hair removal cream (it is easier to use) - with no scent, of course LOL...
"Nothing wrong with a man being hairy, nope nothing….. I believe Tarzan did bath in the rivers and lakes….Its good that he scared “the bloody hell out of her” nobody should have “bloody hell” in them :)" - well, perhaps Jane is used to men who depilate their body, who knows *nodding*, so when looking at Tarzan she was startled LOL LOL. Seriously, I think Tarzan had to much hair on his face (he never shaved, remember?) and extremely long hair...scarry lol :o! Yeah, he bathed in rivers like once a month LOL...
LOL very funny :)!
"Tarzan’s boy buddy the Prince ape clearly must have bad eyesight or is playing games by titillating Tarzan by declaring that hairy unbathed Tarzan looked like educated young Jane the plane crash victim….of course without her depilation wax…this would make a great ad…. " - LOL LOL LOL the Prince ape was trying to pass his mate on to the next female, cause he wanted him to get married on the same day as he would (he was betrothed to Princess ape) LOL LOL...*nodding*...
"By the way I have ALL the Planet of the Apes DVD’s and the apes of course speak English dear….unless they are getting their bikini lines waxed then they speak Sailor…." - I detested that movie! LOL real apes don't speak English, dear :). LOL LOL Yikes...do you know how much a bikini wax hurts?
"She cut his nails, did she have clippers with her, that is preposterous, she could never get that in her carry on luggage…so far this was all believable but you have now stretched credulity…And the family comes on at warp speed, of course cutting nails does enhance these effects…." - I always carry clippers with me, when I travel! I keep them in my "necessaire" so it is not that preposterous, darling...not at all :)! But she could've cut them with her teeth LOL LOL LOL...we never know...LOL LOL....
"My examination digs further into the story…I have seen many many educated young Jane’s in my time and they often fall for those like Tarzan…..One minute they loath the guy the next they are cutting his nails….This must have been on Oprah…." - LOL LOL LOL I hear you, I hear you *nodding*...
"The veteran of the dating wars responds…." - LOL LOL veteran of dating? LOL LOL
"Some would say who cares they where just accountants! I of course being a sensitive gentleman would never say such a thing….(Are the Four in the black or in the red? Can you write off a plane crash?) …Obviously the Brazilian branch had something to cover up…." - LOL LOL I like accountants! The four are in grey; in fact Phoebe is wearing a grey Donna Karan tailleur lol. LOL LOL LOL there was a suspicion of embezzlement *shrugging*...
"You know I love the name Phoebe, we have friends that just had a daughter and they named her Phoebe and most people don’t seem to like the name but I like it….Paul is also a great name….:)" - Phoebe is such a cute name, I like it too. LOL yeah, Paul is also a good name :)...
"Have you been watching those Chucky movies? (Chucky the doll calling her “doll” fantastic! LOL) Hmmm they seem far to interesting to be…. Never mind…." - LOL LOL no, I haven't been watching Chucky movies *nodding*....I don't even like them....
"I garden my way thru this text….A moment of silence for the damaged trees please….." - ..........................
"Ok now where were we?.... I have a friend who’s dog is named “Buddy”…This scene brought to you by Survivor!!!!! LOL" - we were in the jungle LOL LOL...don't say? How interesting! LOL LOL I knew you would say that *nodding*....
"The plane must have hit the dead animal, probably something endangered…herbs, dead animal and jungle =virile (probably more like viral, LOL)….Takes more than that to make a man Aquaman or Ironman! LOL" - no, the plane didn't hit the animal; Chuck hunted it down LOL. Does it take more than that Mr Veteran of dating LOL?
"He is more than an ugly, viral and boring accountant? LOL All those guys trying all kinds of weird ways of attracting women and it just takes herbs and a dead animal!!!! (Do they have to roll around in it?) That’s what has always worked for me…." - Of course...men should just go back to the basics, women seem to like that LOL...even if they are viral lol.....
Oh my sweet Lord...no need to share what has always worked for you LOL....
"Poor girl not being able to control her yearning, she may have been knocked senseless by the plane crash… (Actually that works in both scenarios)… Was the dead animal a duck? Poor Prince Charles married to a bird (ugly duck) like Phoebe...." - LOL try going to the jungle with a colleague (specially if she secretly feels attracted to you) for months, alone, and then let's talk....
"When in dire straights survival takes over, after al Survivor is ALL about relationships, with all the falling in love, nail clipping and yearning this would make a good Hollywood movie…." - lol lol you think so? Hmmm....lol
"Max dear you never tell us what the gals look like etc.…perhaps the guys are just right for them…. ;)" - LOL I leave their looks for the reader's imagination...after all beauty is so relative lol :)....
"A Survivor article Tour de force!!!!!! I can only imagine what people would be typing into Google!!!!" - LOL LOL... I leave that up to you...
"….And a chant is swept up by the wind in the stadium….Maximus! Maximus! Maximus!" - thank you, thank you "you're a beautiful audience" *bowing*! lol
Thanks, my friend, this was quite an entertaining comment (wiping a tear from the corner of my right eye) lol :D!
Cheers
LS,
ReplyDeleteLOL LOL That one was for you, I confess...it was beyond my control LOL LOL!
Scott,
ReplyDeleteThank you, my friend :) *bowing*!
"In the process, you made me glad that I am married." - LOL LOL I hear you...
Thanks for having dropped by, buddy :).
Cheers
Alexys,
ReplyDelete"Indeed. She would have also has a stock of band-aids and gauze pads in her night stand drawer." - LOL LOL LOL you know!? *nodding*...
"Did you know that when women are ovulating that they are more amorous?" - yes, I know...during PMS the female body tells men "get the hell away from me!" during ovulation the body (all mellow) says "honey, I wanna make babies!"...
"Oh, I despise shallowness and poor conversation skills." - it is such a turn off :(. You see a gorgeous man, your mind starts imagining a million of things and then when he opens his mouth...(in your mind you listen to Black eye peas singing "Just shut up, shut up...")...
"What's up with that whole metrosexual movement? Men are so confused. Do they want to be women or men? Pick a team and play." - I don't get the metrosexual movement; I think that they want to compete with us but don't quite know how to...it is so sad! I am with you: pick a team and play.
"I did watch Maude. Bea Arthur was so scary. Almost like a drag queen." - LOL LOL yeah, indeed *nodding*. But that sitcom made us laugh...
Gucci Cheers
Hey Bob,
ReplyDeleteLOL I hear you, I definitely hear, my friend :).
Cheers
Hey Anna,
ReplyDelete"great post as always, and great points." - thank you, darling; you are too kind *bowing*!
"It just tells you a lot how much we are attracted to the material or look of people, instead who they really are and don't give a time to get to know them." - indeed, that was the main message, Anna *bowing*! :)
"Chuck may have acted like that because surroundings thought him to do that, but deep down he is who he is. Today, we underestimate lot of things about others, we get to know someone - let say for two weeks and we think we know them, we choose to hang around popular individuals and later to find out its all fake, we ignore those who are almost invisible, and yet to find how nice these people are.Its all us, that is why sometimes, we have to take time and let time tell, or take off the shield." - Chuck is a nice chap, I like him; and it was fun creating him (did you know that I actually played him in front of my mom, just to see if it was convincing?). I hear you, my friend. We should just allow ourselves to go beyond appearances, and interact with everybody (regardless how they look, how they talk, and whom they keep society with)...I love people, and I interact with all kinds of people (they are such an interesting book).
"I would like to say too we need to open our eyes more, but I think we need to clean what obstructing our eyes more so we can see better." - true, so true...society has blurred our sight and mind...so sad *nodding*.
"You know Max, the blogging is a good learning experience, to get to know people not by their look or their talks, because through blogging they can only write so much, there is no sound, there is no voice, just plain black on white words that actually can tell us a lot about the person." - I agree with you, blogging forces us to reach people's soul, feelings, to read their mind...without being hindered by their looks, social status, age, religion, nationality etc.
"Thanks Max for bringing this interesting point again," - *bowing*....you're welcome :).
Thank you, my dear friend, for your delightful comment...always so precious :D!
Cheers
I wonder if I need to stay in the jungle to meet my adorable Jane!
ReplyDeleteThey say that love is blind, but it doesn't work for me :o(
Love is so complicated! :o)
Cheers!
lovely reading this post...love is one thing so strong, which can really make you do anything & the feelings are just wonderful...the choice perhaps just changes from person to person....have a nice time!
ReplyDeleteHello Cidão!
ReplyDelete"I wonder if I need to stay in the jungle to meet my adorable Jane!" - LOL LOL I am sure you will find your adorable Jane, you Brazilian Tarzan ;)....
"They say that love is blind, but it doesn't work for me :o( " - they are lying...love is not blind; people are!
"Love is so complicated! :o)" - you think so? Hmmm...I must give some thought to this... :)
Thanks for your comment, Cidão (amei) :D!
Cheers
Hey Kalyan,
ReplyDelete"lovely reading this post" - thank you *bowing*!
"...love is one thing so strong, which can really make you do anything & the feelings are just wonderful..." - indeed; love can change one's vision of the world; it can change one's entire life! Love is one powerful feeling, and I totally recommend it :D!
"the choice perhaps just changes from person to person....have a nice time!" - I hear you, my friend; I hear you. Thank you :D! Have a nice time yourself..
Loved your meaningful comment as always, K :D!
Cheers
Hi! Great story with a lesson for all of us. You can't judge a book by its cover.
ReplyDeletePhysical beauty is certainly a plus but for those not so glamerous you don't always have to look below the first layer of skin to know that they're just the same as the good looking ones.
Both require love and attention, both love to give love and attention. In the end both blossum with it or die unhappy without it.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder so they say. Sorry to coin another phrase.
Take Care!
Peter
Hi, Max! I loved this post, and I'd love to share what I think. :)
ReplyDeleteYou're right about ladies should be very careful with what they respond to the men, but then again, I think sometimes, in some cases it's just a matter of speech.
I'd like to comment on the 2nd scenario... Do you think that it will always end up with the woman attracted to the man she rejected before in a jungle? In my opinion, no matter where, whether it's in the jungle or not, if Phoebe gets the chance to see the true personality of Chuck at the first place, she will still find the attractions in him.
However, we don't know the good sides of Chuck till that fateful crash. The surroundings may or may have not changed him. Let's say if Chuck is still the same person as what he was while on the plane and still bug Phoebe with his 'usual lines', do you think Phoebe will bear his child?
It's true that a good looking face is an advantage to get the opposite sex's attention, but along the way, no matter how good looking the person is, still the inner beauty that counts. I'm sure most of us have experienced it. :)
Peter, Hello!
ReplyDelete"Great story with a lesson for all of us. You can't judge a book by its cover." - absolutely, mate :D!
"Physical beauty is certainly a plus but for those not so glamerous you don't always have to look below the first layer of skin to know that they're just the same as the good looking ones." - I totally hear you, Peter....
"Both require love and attention, both love to give love and attention. In the end both blossum with it or die unhappy without it." - this is beautiful!!! I am nearly speechless *bowing*!
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder so they say. Sorry to coin another phrase." - indeed, indeed... :D
Peter, my dear friend, thanks for your kind and wise words...I think I am getting too attached to them, week after week :D!
Cheers
Hello Crystal!!!
ReplyDeleteIt is so good to see you here :D!
"I loved this post, and I'd love to share what I think. :)" - thank you, and please do share your thoughts with us *bowing*...
"You're right about ladies should be very careful with what they respond to the men, but then again, I think sometimes, in some cases it's just a matter of speech." - lol lol I see what you mean...so do you think they say what they say to men, just to tease them?
"Do you think that it will always end up with the woman attracted to the man she rejected before in a jungle? In my opinion, no matter where, whether it's in the jungle or not, if Phoebe gets the chance to see the true personality of Chuck at the first place, she will still find the attractions in him." - but perhaps in the city Chucky wouldn't have the chance to show his male skills to Phoebe. Perhaps Phoebe would be too distracted to notice the true Chuck...who knows....
"However, we don't know the good sides of Chuck till that fateful crash. The surroundings may or may have not changed him. Let's say if Chuck is still the same person as what he was while on the plane and still bug Phoebe with his 'usual lines', do you think Phoebe will bear his child?" - true, the crash was the catalyst to see the "Good Chuck" lol. No, the surroundings didn't change him, it rather exposed that side of him that is so appealing in a man. LOL Phoebe will bear his child, cause she now has the hots for the virile Chuck.
You know, some men do not know how to throw lines...Chuck is one of them. The most interesting thing is that he managed to get Phoebe with no words at all...only actions (building the shelter, working on the herbs and killing the animal for them to eat).
"It's true that a good looking face is an advantage to get the opposite sex's attention, but along the way, no matter how good looking the person is, still the inner beauty that counts. I'm sure most of us have experienced it. :)" - absolutely, Crystal! Oh, I am sure we all have, girl :D!
Thank you so much for sharing your thoughts, girl; I loved them...! Your contribution is most valuable *bowing*!
Cheers
God bless you Max. Circumstances can change things dramatically. Also, women do not realize how FRAGILE a man's ego is and how their words can cut deeply.
ReplyDeleteBTW, I have totally revamped my "Complaint" site. I would really appreciate if you would take a look and give me your thoughts. (The absolute truth, please.) Also, do you think the instruction on the site, in regards to submitting a complaint, make sense and are easy to follow?
I have yet to make an announcement of any kind.
Thanks,
I forgot to check the box that alerts me to your response. It's not checked.
ReplyDeleteHey Mel,
ReplyDelete“God bless you Max.” – thank you, Mel *bowing*! May God bless you too :).
“Circumstances can change things dramatically. Also, women do not realize how FRAGILE a man's ego is and how their words can cut deeply.” – I totally hear you on this one, my friend *nodding positively*…
“BTW, I have totally revamped my "Complaint" site. I would really appreciate if you would take a look and give me your thoughts. (The absolute truth, please.)” – you have? I must go and check it out :)!!! You know that I always give you my thoughts, Mel. When it comes to aesthetics I am always honest (too honest perhaps) :)!
“Also, do you think the instruction on the site, in regards to submitting a complaint, make sense and are easy to follow?” – I will drop by your site and let you know, my friend (as soon as I finish this counter-comment)…
Thanks for your comment on the article; you got one of my points perfectly, Mel :)! And thank you for giving me the honour of giving my opinion on your site *bowing*!
I’m off to your site now…
Cheers
Mel,
ReplyDeleteLOL I know how it is; it happens a lot to me *nodding*...
Cheers
Hi Max;
ReplyDeleteI am interested in what you have to share with me….
You said:
"Oh my…. LOL A lady says this to a man, not a gentleman? Not a woman…? Curious setting for our adventure…. I’m hooked…" - LOL LOL LOL a gentleman is patient enough to get his prey, so that he won't ever hear "I would never sleep with you, even if..." LOL. When a lady is being a woman she doesn't say this type of sentences...know what I'm saying?
I respond:
Yes :)
You said:
"Ah desperation seeks magnetization….The “Universe”…..hmmmm :) Perhaps you mean circumstances…" - LOL no, I mean Universe...and I know you know what I claim to know LOL LOL....:)
I respond:
LOL
It does seem to me that when people are desperate they will take desperate measures. Do you believe that the “Universe” and God are one and the same? That God makes up the physical universe? Or are you using “Universe” in a different sense?
You said:
"Jane Jane… how many times have I told you never fly without your depilation wax….silly Jane…" - LOL LOL LOL LOL LS, when one goes into the jungle one doesn't take the depilation wax, one takes the hair removal cream (it is easier to use) - with no scent, of course LOL...
I respond:
That way it is easer to remove the bear, cougar, lion, and hyena fur after they hug you in greetings….
You said:
"Nothing wrong with a man being hairy, nope nothing….. I believe Tarzan did bath in the rivers and lakes….Its good that he scared “the bloody hell out of her” nobody should have “bloody hell” in them :)" - well, perhaps Jane is used to men who depilate their body, who knows *nodding*, so when looking at Tarzan she was startled LOL LOL. Seriously, I think Tarzan had to much hair on his face (he never shaved, remember?) and extremely long hair...scarry lol :o! Yeah, he bathed in rivers like once a month LOL...
LOL very funny :)!
I respond:
I have always found it interesting that in the movies and on TV that Tarzan always was clean shaven. In the old movies his hair is always short but in the newer movies he is long haired. I read the book many years ago and can’t remember if it says either way….
He was often jumping in rivers and lakes wrestling and hunting….
You said:
"Tarzan’s boy buddy the Prince ape clearly must have bad eyesight or is playing games by titillating Tarzan by declaring that hairy unbathed Tarzan looked like educated young Jane the plane crash victim….of course without her depilation wax…this would make a great ad…. " - LOL LOL LOL the Prince ape was trying to pass his mate on to the next female, cause he wanted him to get married on the same day as he would (he was betrothed to Princess ape) LOL LOL...*nodding*...
I respond:
LOL LOL LOL
Excellent plot development on the fly Max, very similar to our theological conversations :)
LOL
You said:
"By the way I have ALL the Planet of the Apes DVD’s and the apes of course speak English dear….unless they are getting their bikini lines waxed then they speak Sailor…." - I detested that movie! LOL real apes don't speak English, dear :). LOL LOL Yikes...do you know how much a bikini wax hurts?
I respond:
LOL LOL
I have all five of the polder movies plus the newer one. Next thing you will be saying that apes and humans don’t have a common ancestor…. ;)
You said:
"She cut his nails, did she have clippers with her, that is preposterous, she could never get that in her carry on luggage…so far this was all believable but you have now stretched credulity…And the family comes on at warp speed, of course cutting nails does enhance these effects…." - I always carry clippers with me, when I travel! I keep them in my "necessaire" so it is not that preposterous, darling...not at all :)! But she could've cut them with her teeth LOL LOL LOL...we never know...LOL LOL....
I respond:
Certainly clippers in checked baggage is believable but not carry on baggage. What kind of security do you have over there? LOL LOL
Now the thought of her using her teeth does help develop intimacy which supports the warp speed family development between Tarzan and Jane. LOL
You said:
"My examination digs further into the story…I have seen many many educated young Jane’s in my time and they often fall for those like Tarzan…..One minute they loath the guy the next they are cutting his nails….This must have been on Oprah…." - LOL LOL LOL I hear you, I hear you *nodding*...
I respond:
Good girl, bad boy scenarios abound….
You said:
"Some would say who cares they where just accountants! I of course being a sensitive gentleman would never say such a thing….(Are the Four in the black or in the red? Can you write off a plane crash?) …Obviously the Brazilian branch had something to cover up…." - LOL LOL I like accountants! The four are in grey; in fact Phoebe is wearing a grey Donna Karan tailleur lol. LOL LOL LOL there was a suspicion of embezzlement *shrugging*...
I respond:
LOL LOL
I also like accountants and even some bureaucrats, even lawyers are ok, now realtors…. :)
Ah yes a young and swingy look, Phoebe must a sweet sight….
Do you know a lot of accountants that wear Donna Karan?
Excellent plot development….
You said:
"Have you been watching those Chucky movies? (Chucky the doll calling her “doll” fantastic! LOL) Hmmm they seem far to interesting to be…. Never mind…." - LOL LOL no, I haven't been watching Chucky movies *nodding*....I don't even like them....
I respond:
We are on the same page!
You said:
"I garden my way thru this text….A moment of silence for the damaged trees please….." - ..........................
I respond:
LOL……………LOL
You said:
"Ok now where were we?.... I have a friend who’s dog is named “Buddy”…This scene brought to you by Survivor!!!!! LOL" - we were in the jungle LOL LOL...don't say? How interesting! LOL LOL I knew you would say that *nodding*...
I respond:
LOL
I knew you knew that I would know that you would know….
You said:
"The plane must have hit the dead animal, probably something endangered…herbs, dead animal and jungle =virile (probably more like viral, LOL)….Takes more than that to make a man Aquaman or Ironman! LOL" - no, the plane didn't hit the animal; Chuck hunted it down LOL. Does it take more than that Mr Veteran of dating LOL?
I respond:
LOL
What was the animal?
Did he cut his nails?
Good looks gets you a shot but conversation, intelligence and personality is what can close the deal…. Even without looks you can make it work.
You said:
"He is more than an ugly, viral and boring accountant? LOL All those guys trying all kinds of weird ways of attracting women and it just takes herbs and a dead animal!!!! (Do they have to roll around in it?) That’s what has always worked for me…." - Of course...men should just go back to the basics, women seem to like that LOL...even if they are viral lol.....
Oh my sweet Lord...no need to share what has always worked for you LOL....
I respond:
Men are pretty good at basic but the marketing is even starting to work on them so they think they need all the peripherals. I prefer a natural look but a sophisticated fashionable look can work if delivered in a strategic manner…
You said:
"Poor girl not being able to control her yearning, she may have been knocked senseless by the plane crash… (Actually that works in both scenarios)… Was the dead animal a duck? Poor Prince Charles married to a bird (ugly duck) like Phoebe...." - LOL try going to the jungle with a colleague (specially if she secretly feels attracted to you) for months, alone, and then let's talk....
I respond:
The first few times it was interesting but then they always want to cut my nails…. LOL
You said:
"When in dire straights survival takes over, after al Survivor is ALL about relationships, with all the falling in love, nail clipping and yearning this would make a good Hollywood movie…." - lol lol you think so? Hmmm....lol
I respond:
Clip clip….kuching kuching! LOL
You said:
"Max dear you never tell us what the gals look like etc.…perhaps the guys are just right for them…. ;)" - LOL I leave their looks for the reader's imagination...after all beauty is so relative lol :)....
I respond:
The imagination is very powerful indeed! Yet you do describe the men more than the women, and you do have diverse fan base dear….:)
Max, excelente!
Hello LS,
ReplyDelete"I am interested in what you have to share with me…." - I am also curious...let me save my image, first...done! Here we go...
"Yes :)" - it is good to be understood *bowing*....lol
"LOL Do you believe that the “Universe” and God are one and the same? That God makes up the physical universe? Or are you using “Universe” in a different sense?" - God created the universe, so they can't be the same thing (one is the Creator, and another the creation). But in this case I was using the language of those who are afraid of relating the word God to pre-conceived events; with manipulation of events so that His plans come to be *bowing*...
"That way it is easer to remove the bear, cougar, lion, and hyena fur after they hug you in greetings…." - LOL LOL hug in greetings LOL LOL LOL yeah, right...the animals you mentioned would be more than glad to devour her (and I do not mean in the sense of Prince's songs) *nodding*...
"I have always found it interesting that in the movies and on TV that Tarzan always was clean shaven. In the old movies his hair is always short but in the newer movies he is long haired. I read the book many years ago and can’t remember if it says either way…." - I always found fake that Tarzan would have a clean shave and short hair; it's not real. But even his long hair, in modern movies, is up to his ears...not real either! I can't remember either (it is not my favourite book to read, no)...
"He was often jumping in rivers and lakes wrestling and hunting…." - not the same as bathing...when wrestling and hunting the body releases adrenaline and sweat; when bathing the body is calm and releases a natural scent that can be rather pleasant...
"LOL LOL LOL Excellent plot development on the fly Max, very similar to our theological conversations :) LOL" - LOL LOL LOL thank you, my friend :) *bowing*....lol....
"LOL LOL I have all five of the polder movies plus the newer one. Next thing you will be saying that apes and humans don’t have a common ancestor…. ;)" - LOL of course you do...Mr. Sci-fi gentleman LOL :). Are we talking about evolutionism?
"Certainly clippers in checked baggage is believable but not carry on baggage. What kind of security do you have over there? LOL LOL" - LOL LOL Jane travelled before the 9/11 LOL LOL no security paranoia then, remember? LOL...
"Now the thought of her using her teeth does help develop intimacy which supports the warp speed family development between Tarzan and Jane. LOL" - LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL *hand on my stomach* LOL LOL....
"Good girl, bad boy scenarios abound…." - LOL LOL thanks, I guess LOL....
"LOL LOL I also like accountants and even some bureaucrats, even lawyers are ok, now realtors…. :)" - LOL oh, realtors are not cool? LOL...
"Ah yes a young and swingy look, Phoebe must a sweet sight…." - she is a sweet sight indeed...that is why Chuck was drooling over her LOL...*nodding*...
"Do you know a lot of accountants that wear Donna Karan?" - no, I don't; but that is what I would wear if I were an accountant lol....it is so accountantish LOL...
"Excellent plot development…." - thank you, LS *bowing*!
"LOL I knew you knew that I would know that you would know…." - LOL LOL LOL very good, indeed *clap clap clap* LOL....is this the moment when you are about to confess that you are a psychic? :)
"LOL What was the animal?" - a marsh deer lol...
"Did he cut his nails?" - LOL LOL he did, he did...Chucky boy maybe ugly but he is a fine man LOL...
"Good looks gets you a shot but conversation, intelligence and personality is what can close the deal…. Even without looks you can make it work." - I see, I see...let me take notes of this....ok, done! Very interesting, Mr. Veteran of dating....
"Men are pretty good at basic but the marketing is even starting to work on them so they think they need all the peripherals. I prefer a natural look but a sophisticated fashionable look can work if delivered in a strategic manner…" - I think that some men are too vain, too metro nowadays, and it is so pitiful *nodding*. Men must be men, period (but we like it when they wear deodorant, a good cologne, and look nice). I hear you on the second part of this portion...
"The first few times it was interesting but then they always want to cut my nails…. LOL" - LOL LOL LOL you like to wear your nails long? LOL LOL....they must respect your wishes LOL LOL....
"The imagination is very powerful indeed! Yet you do describe the men more than the women, and you do have diverse fan base dear….:)" - are you suggesting me, as a man, that I should describe women more? If it is the case I will try to describe women from now on :).
"Max, excelente!" - obrigada *bowing*! :D
LS, I will talk to you later...
Cheers
Max, you have very cleverly shown us how our needs and perceptions can change in different scenarios and settings. This post also makes the very important point that the sum and worth of a person are much more than just their face value (not to make a pun) or glamour appeal. A man or woman who looks geeky or otherwise less- than-attractive becomes irresistable if they have leadership qualities, conviction, great knowlege or prowess or creativity in some particular area.
ReplyDeleteI'd much rather be with a just- okay-looking mate who has a great range of aptitudes, and intelligence and a sense of humor, than a handsome face who is passive or inept.
Great post, Max! You always get us thinking and talking!
Hi Max,
ReplyDeleteMax you said: 'indeed, that was the main message' - oh I am feeling good now, thanks for the confirmation, as I tend to sometimes to talk about other things, lol.
Max you said: '- Chuck is a nice chap, I like him; and it was fun creating him (did you know that I actually played him in front of my mom, just to see if it was convincing?). I hear you, my friend. We should just allow ourselves to go beyond appearances, and interact with everybody (regardless how they look, how they talk, and whom they keep society with)...I love people, and I interact with all kinds of people (they are such an interesting book). - Max it is nice that you actually get involved so much with your story characters, I like that. Your mom is great. I have a feeling that she reads your blog, lol. Does she blog too?
Max you said: 'I agree with you, blogging forces us to reach people's soul, feelings, to read their mind...without being hindered by their looks, social status, age, religion, nationality etc. - you reinforced my thoughts even better, well said, thanks.
It is always a pleasure to converse with you, and to share great insights. I really learn so much from you girl, thanks.
Anna :)
Delirious is so right Max, most of the time our society is so discriminating. In the forest, there's no one else to discriminate him and Phoebe saw all his good qualities that she didn't see while they were in the city.
ReplyDeletebowing ^=^, i love both stories.
sorry for the late reply, i had to look over my posts and look for the tag, and found out it wasn't a tag but an award ;)
here's the link:
http://mlizcochico.blogspot.com/2008/03/awards-galore-2.html
take care and have a nice day.
Hi Max;
ReplyDeleteAlways observing, analyzing and wonderfully responding to comments!!!! The Max Zone!
You said:
"LOL Do you believe that the “Universe” and God are one and the same? That God makes up the physical universe? Or are you using “Universe” in a different sense?" - God created the universe, so they can't be the same thing (one is the Creator, and another the creation). But in this case I was using the language of those who are afraid of relating the word God to pre-conceived events; with manipulation of events so that His plans come to be *bowing*...
I respond:
Exactly as I thought you were communicating Max….I thought I would check and see if you where trying to be provocative!! LOL
You said:
"That way it is easer to remove the bear, cougar, lion, and hyena fur after they hug you in greetings…." - LOL LOL hug in greetings LOL LOL LOL yeah, right...the animals you mentioned would be more than glad to devour her (and I do not mean in the sense of Prince's songs) *nodding*...
I respond:
LOL LOL
Bear fur is so difficult to get out of a fleece….never mind red ruffed lemur fur…
Do you know that I am a fan of Prince’s music?
You said:
"I have always found it interesting that in the movies and on TV that Tarzan always was clean shaven. In the old movies his hair is always short but in the newer movies he is long haired. I read the book many years ago and can’t remember if it says either way…." - I always found fake that Tarzan would have a clean shave and short hair; it's not real. But even his long hair, in modern movies, is up to his ears...not real either! I can't remember either (it is not my favourite book to read, no)...
I respond:
Max….Tarzan isn’t real…. LOL
Lord of the Rings is a much better read….. :)
You said:
"He was often jumping in rivers and lakes wrestling and hunting…." - not the same as bathing...when wrestling and hunting the body releases adrenaline and sweat; when bathing the body is calm and releases a natural scent that can be rather pleasant...
I respond:
I always thought wrestling was quite relaxing….
Ok lets get personal…what soap do you use? I use Ivory.
I feel very calm and naturally scented… LOL
You said:
"LOL LOL LOL Excellent plot development on the fly Max, very similar to our theological conversations :) LOL" - LOL LOL LOL thank you, my friend :) *bowing*....lol....
I respond:
You are a smooth gal.
You said:
"LOL LOL I have all five of the polder movies plus the newer one. Next thing you will be saying that apes and humans don’t have a common ancestor…. ;)" - LOL of course you do...Mr. Sci-fi gentleman LOL :). Are we talking about evolutionism?
I respond:
LOL
The “MR.” part seems so official I should probably create a blogging character with that name! LOL
Yes I was indicating evolution, always opening the door open for your thoughts, I am going to be getting deeply into that issue on Creation soon…I have the anniversary dates for both blogs coming up so I am working on some new concepts that will get more “air time”….
You said:
"Certainly clippers in checked baggage is believable but not carry on baggage. What kind of security do you have over there? LOL LOL" - LOL LOL Jane travelled before the 9/11 LOL LOL no security paranoia then, remember? LOL...
I respond:
Oh I see, I thought this was a modern version (or actually post modern)….
You said:
"Now the thought of her using her teeth does help develop intimacy which supports the warp speed family development between Tarzan and Jane. LOL" - LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL *hand on my stomach* LOL LOL....
I respond:
Max my dear all that eating of toe nails has finally made your tummy hurt?
You said:
"LOL LOL I also like accountants and even some bureaucrats, even lawyers are ok, now realtors…. :)" - LOL oh, realtors are not cool? LOL...
I respond:
Max I love everybody, realtors have a special part of my heart, they also like to have a special part of your wallet…. LOL (Livingsword tries to spice thing up here at “MAX” by instilling some needed controversy)
You said:
"Do you know a lot of accountants that wear Donna Karan?" - no, I don't; but that is what I would wear if I were an accountant lol....it is so accountantish LOL...
I respond:
Any editors assistants you know that wear Donna?
You said:
"LOL I knew you knew that I would know that you would know…." - LOL LOL LOL very good, indeed *clap clap clap* LOL....is this the moment when you are about to confess that you are a psychic? :)
I respond:
LOL
I don’t know…
LOL
You said:
"LOL What was the animal?" - a marsh deer lol...
I respond:
The Marsh Deer, Blastocerus dichotomus (Guaraní: guasu puku), is the largest deer species from South America reaching a length of 2 meters and a height of 1.2 meters at the rump. It is found in Argentina, Brazil, Uruguay and Paraguay. Formerly found through all of tropical South America today it is reduced to small isolated populations at marsh and lagoon zones in the basins of the rivers Paraná and Paraguay as in the Amazonian region of Peru where it is protected in Bahuaja-Sonehe National Park.
It is a vulnerable species! I thought Phoebe would have been disappointed that he would kill such an animal, after she is vegan isn’t she ;)
You said:
"Good looks gets you a shot but conversation, intelligence and personality is what can close the deal…. Even without looks you can make it work." - I see, I see...let me take notes of this....ok, done! Very interesting, Mr. Veteran of dating....
I respond:
Another great blogging idea “Veteran of the dating Wars”…… LOL LOL
You said:
"Men are pretty good at basic but the marketing is even starting to work on them so they think they need all the peripherals. I prefer a natural look but a sophisticated fashionable look can work if delivered in a strategic manner…" - I think that some men are too vain, too metro nowadays, and it is so pitiful *nodding*. Men must be men, period (but we like it when they wear deodorant, a good cologne, and look nice). I hear you on the second part of this portion...
I respond:
LOL LOL
My deodorant smells likes nice cologne… You know that hunters use Chanel No 5 to attract dear?
Typically the northerly the climate men prefer less makeup on women (polls for advertisers advises), in Norway and Canada men prefer the women in their lives to wear less makeup than they do, but of course most women wear make up and fashions for other women.
You said:
"The first few times it was interesting but then they always want to cut my nails…. LOL" - LOL LOL LOL you like to wear your nails long? LOL LOL....they must respect your wishes LOL LOL....
I respond:
In actuality I am a well groomed male, yet manly….
You said:
"The imagination is very powerful indeed! Yet you do describe the men more than the women, and you do have diverse fan base dear….:)" - are you suggesting me, as a man, that I should describe women more? If it is the case I will try to describe women from now on :).
I respond:
LOL
One of the many things I love about your writing Max is the way you delve into gender politics. You do a great job; you do whatever you like…
As always a maximus thanks for an interesting conversation….
Hey Lynda!!
ReplyDeleteHow are you, dear?
"This post also makes the very important point that the sum and worth of a person are much more than just their face value (not to make a pun) or glamour appeal. A man or woman who looks geeky or otherwise less- than-attractive becomes irresistable if they have leadership qualities, conviction, great knowlege or prowess or creativity in some particular area." - I totally hear you on this one...
"I'd much rather be with a just- okay-looking mate who has a great range of aptitudes, and intelligence and a sense of humor, than a handsome face who is passive or inept." - absolutely! As I was telling one of my friends, here, it is such a disappointment when we see a beautiful man and then when he opens his mouth we just feel like shooting the guy *nodding*. Whereas there are men who are not-so-attractive but have great minds, amazing conversation, make us laugh and have sex-appeal! Go figure...
"Great post, Max! You always get us thinking and talking!" - Thank you, darling; thank you for your kind words :D!
Needless to say that your comment was of an immeasurable value *bowing*!
Cheers
Hello Anna!
ReplyDelete"oh I am feeling good now, thanks for the confirmation, as I tend to sometimes to talk about other things, lol." - lol you are most welcome, darling :D! To talk about other things is also good; we never know if your words won't help other people :)...
"Max it is nice that you actually get involved so much with your story characters, I like that. Your mom is great. I have a feeling that she reads your blog, lol. Does she blog too?" - lol remains of my drama classes ;). Yes, my mom is great indeed *bowing*! LOL yes, she reads my blogs and debates them too lol. No, she doesn't blog; but I am trying to convince her to do so...let's see :)....
" you reinforced my thoughts even better, well said, thanks." - I was only agreeing with your lovely thoughts *bowing*!
"It is always a pleasure to converse with you, and to share great insights. I really learn so much from you girl, thanks." - that is so kind of you; thank you, my dear friend *bowing*! Don't mention it, girl; I am the one who learns a lot from all of you :D!
May the Light be with you :D!
Hello Liza,
ReplyDelete"Delirious is so right Max, most of the time our society is so discriminating. In the forest, there's no one else to discriminate him and Phoebe saw all his good qualities that she didn't see while they were in the city." - I hear you, darling :D!
"bowing ^=^, i love both stories." - thank you so much *bowing*! :D
"sorry for the late reply, i had to look over my posts and look for the tag, and found out it wasn't a tag but an award ;)" - Ah, it is quite alright, dear :)! Ah, an award!!! Yes, but that one I remember...I thought that you had tagged me...but thanks anyway; and sorry for having put you through all that work :)....
Thanks for the link!!! :D
Thanks, and have yourself a nice day too :)!
Cheers
Hello LS!
ReplyDelete"Always observing, analyzing and wonderfully responding to comments!!!! The Max Zone!" - yeah, that's me! LOL LOL :)....it's good to have you back, my friend :D!
"Exactly as I thought you were communicating Max….I thought I would check and see if you where trying to be provocative!! LOL" - LOL LOL LOL no, this time I was not trying to be provocative lol *nodding*...
"LOL LOL Bear fur is so difficult to get out of a fleece….never mind red ruffed lemur fur…" - LOL it is? I didn't know that...
"Do you know that I am a fan of Prince’s music?" - get outta here! You are!? Shake my hand, buddy...do you know how difficult it is to find a Prince fan? And I am not talking about liking his music; I am talking about really understanding his music (the lyrics), feeling it in your soul...that's how much I love Prince's music....
"Max….Tarzan isn’t real…. LOL" - LOL LOL I know that, LS *nodding*...but you know what I mean: if one makes a movie about something, he should make it as close to reality as possible, right?
"Lord of the Rings is a much better read….. :)" - LOL interesting...how can you read the Lord of the Rings when it is filled with a practice that you call anti-biblical (witchcraft, clairvoyance etc)?
"I always thought wrestling was quite relaxing…." - LOL LOL ok, it may be relaxing to you, but still one releases adrenaline and sweat lol.
"Ok lets get personal…what soap do you use? I use Ivory." - LOL what? LOL...I use coconut *nodding*...
"I feel very calm and naturally scented… LOL" - LOL LOL good, now close your eyes and adopt the savasana position, and let go....LOL LOL...
"You are a smooth gal." - LOL LOL thanks LOL.....
"LOL The “MR.” part seems so official I should probably create a blogging character with that name! LOL" - LOL it was not intended to be official, I was playing with you lol...
"Yes I was indicating evolution, always opening the door open for your thoughts, I am going to be getting deeply into that issue on Creation soon…I have the anniversary dates for both blogs coming up so I am working on some new concepts that will get more “air time”…." - many scientists speak against creationism and as an alternative they throw evolutionism at us. But I have a thought: even if we had evolved from the monkey, Who created the monkey?
I support your idea, it is a very good one!! Oh yeah, our blogs will be one year next month, right? We must celebrate....
"Oh I see, I thought this was a modern version (or actually post modern)…." - LOL LOL it is a modern yet pre-9/11 version LOL....
"Max my dear all that eating of toe nails has finally made your tummy hurt?" - LOL LOL LOL I think it did, LS...LOL LOL *nodding*....perhaps I should take an anti-acid? LOL...
"Max I love everybody, realtors have a special part of my heart, they also like to have a special part of your wallet…. LOL (Livingsword tries to spice thing up here at “MAX” by instilling some needed controversy)" - LOL LOL LOL LOL controversy is always welcome LOL...oh, I see...so realtors like to sit in our pockets and select the amount they want; is that it?
"Any editors assistants you know that wear Donna?" - yes, me! LOL LOL....
"LOL I don’t know…LOL" - I am patient, I can wait LOL LOL....*nodding*...
"The Marsh Deer, Blastocerus dichotomus (Guaraní: guasu puku), is the largest deer species from South America reaching a length of 2 meters and a height of 1.2 meters at the rump. It is found in Argentina, Brazil, Uruguay and Paraguay. Formerly found through all of tropical South America today it is reduced to small isolated populations at marsh and lagoon zones in the basins of the rivers Paraná and Paraguay as in the Amazonian region of Peru where it is protected in Bahuaja-Sonehe National Park." - wow, very good *clap clap clap*. And for someone who doesn't speak languages you even managed to speak Guaraní, wow LOL LOL... :)
"It is a vulnerable species! I thought Phoebe would have been disappointed that he would kill such an animal, after she is vegan isn’t she ;)" - no, Phoebe likes her meat LOL LOL *nodding*...
"Another great blogging idea “Veteran of the dating Wars”…… LOL LOL" - LOL you are absolutely right!!! Would you care to try on this theme? :D
"LOL LOL My deodorant smells likes nice cologne… You know that hunters use Chanel No 5 to attract dear?" - LOL LOL LOL your deodorant; but many use bad deodorant or no deodorant at all. Chanel No 5 doesn't attract deers, it attracts panthers LOL LOL....and it is not a good idea....
"Typically the northerly the climate men prefer less makeup on women (polls for advertisers advises), in Norway and Canada men prefer the women in their lives to wear less makeup than they do, but of course most women wear make up and fashions for other women." - oh, northerly men are quite interesting...women wear make up and fashions for other women...are you sure about this?
"In actuality I am a well groomed male, yet manly…." - LOL LOL it would be hard to picture you as a bible lover metrosexual LOL LOL....*nodding*...
"LOL One of the many things I love about your writing Max is the way you delve into gender politics. You do a great job; you do whatever you like…" - thank you, for giving wings to my imagination, LS...you are a great chap *bowing*! And thank you for your kind words...always appreciated :D.
"As always a maximus thanks for an interesting conversation…." - you are welcome, LS; I laughed so much that I need a cup of tea LOL...thank you for this marvellous conversation :D!
Cheers
hi max, i featured you on my blog, i hope you don't mind, you can check my side bar and here's the link
ReplyDeletehttp://mlizcochico.blogspot.com/2008/03/finding-more-friends.html
take care.
Hey Liza,
ReplyDeleteNo, I don't mind darling...thanks for the link, I will check it out :D!
Thanks!
Cheers
Hello Max!
ReplyDeleteMax you said: 'No, she doesn't blog; but I am trying to convince her to do so...let's see :)....' - or this may be dangerous for both of you, because I can see two of you corresponding via blog comments, I think she knows it is better for two of you to have still eye to eye connection - the true connection, lol, or she got many other things to do too - mother's know the best, they have good gut feeling what to do and what to do not. Thanks Max, that was fun post. Take care, Anna :)
Hello Anna!
ReplyDelete"or this may be dangerous for both of you, because I can see two of you corresponding via blog comments, I think she knows it is better for two of you to have still eye to eye connection - the true connection, lol, or she got many other things to do too - mother's know the best, they have good gut feeling what to do and what to do not. Thanks Max, that was fun post." - LOL LOL LOL yeah, she got plenty to do; but perhaps later on, who knows :D? It would be interesting to have her in the blogsphere cause she is extremely intelligent...
But you are right: mothers know better and most of the times they are always right :D!
Cheers
Ooops, Anna...
ReplyDeleteI forgot to thank you for your kindness :): thanks!
Cheers
I LOVE this post, Max!!! It makes me grin ear to ear he he he...
ReplyDeleteAnd I AGREE with you that everybody should be careful with what he or she says. :-)))
Amelia,
ReplyDeleteHello, Girl!!! :D
Thank you, I am glad you liked it *bowing*!
Then we are all on the same page ;D!
Cheers