Maxiavelli: What's Your Favourite Appeasement Label?

La Récureuse - André Bouys

The word du jour is "appeasement". Everybody wants to appease somebody, and for it to take effect, some are forging new epithets and labels (e.g. a commoner, in England, is not longer called that way; a commoner now is called a "normal person").
This made me ponder on what other epithets we could come up with, as certain layers of society become more and more sensitive - to the point of needing to be pacified.
Ladies and gentlemen, please find below a small list of prospective new labels, concocted by us:

1. The House of Commons = House of Well-Brought Up People
Since commoners wish to be called "normal people" (whatever that means); we thought that perhaps the British parliamentary group, parallel to the House of Lords, would decide to change its designation to "House of Well-Brought Up People".

2. Servant = Domestic Assistant
This does not apply to Fine Help. It only applies to those who are not proud of being servants, who feel ashamed of it and, thus, have the need to come up with silly expressions to classify what they do for a living.

3. Unemployed = Between Part-Time Jobs
This is intended for those who earn their living in the cash-only system but tell the government they are unemployed.

4. Rich People = Tax Avoiders
This one is becoming very trendy among Hypocritical Europeans. They go to dinners and when someone asks what X person does for a living, the envious ones will answer "Not much, he's a tax avoider".

5. Middle Class People = Triple A
This one will become trendy in the Upper Class; who often views the Middle Class as Ambitious, Assuming yet Attractive.

6. Poor People = Impecunious
A much more sophisticated term, let's admit it.

7. Communists = Daydreamers
It is self-explanatory.

8. Lazy People = Ever So Benefited
The socialist insistence upon re-distributing the country's wealth (instead of paying its bills), only encourages people to surrender to indolence.

9. Radicals = Rights Activists
Extremist ideology is on the rise under the flag of defending the people's rights (this goes for both far left and right wings).

10. Rights Activists = Damn Liberals
If you are a right winger, you feel everybody is entitled to have rights and you fight for them; you will be labelled a "Damn Liberal/Leftist" by backward rightists.

11. Obesity = Obsessive Fat Disorder
There will come a time when the right to be obese will be considered a civil rights issue (and compared to the time when black people couldn't marry white people). So, the healthy, slim (not skinny) people will have to refer to them as "individuals who suffer from Obsessive Fat Disorder".

12. Traitor = Eddie Snowden
Traitor is such a strong word, and "Choosing a different loyalty" doesn't quite explain the feeling of betrayal; but "Eddie Snowden" does. Example: "That bloody Eddie Snowden! He lefts us, took our secrets and gave them to his original boss!"

13. Bully = Putin
Bullying is becoming a tiresome behaviour, an awful trend and a most nefarious activity - it should be punishable by law. In politics, it is not good to go around calling "bully" to certain political figures (it could destroy diplomatic relations, because most politicians detest the truth); therefore, whenever we want to point to a bully, we should call the individual "Putin". Example: "For Heaven's sake, don't be such a Putin! No need to destabilise the US by offering the Snowden Files to The Guardian, Le Monde, and whoever else more!"

Come to think of it, perhaps this label changing trend is not as horrid as we thought...
You are invited to contribute to the list (the suggestions presented this week will be added to this post):

14. Subsaharan Africans (other than blacks) = Accidentally born in Africa.
(Celia)

15. Living Together = Going Domestic
(Bernard)

16. Jealous = Sepp Blatter 
(Anonymous)

17. Anti-Semitic = Anti-Zionist
+Adam Breindel

18. Governments = Sustained Hypocrisy
+Gallardo Santini

19. Mentally and physically challenged = simple Nuts and Lame.
(Rummuser)

Thank you to all. Cheers